(Not sure who wrote this but it's too funny not to share) STEP 1: GO BUY A TURKEY STEP 2: TAKE A DRINK OF WHISKEY (SCOTCH) STEP 3: PUT TURKEY IN THE OVEN STEP 4: TAKE ANOTHER 2 DRINKS OF WHISKEY STEP 5: SET THE DEGREE AT 375 OVENS STEP 6: TAKE 3 MORE WHISKEYS OF DRINK STEP 7: TURN OVEN THE ON STEP 8: TAKE 4 WHISKS OF DRINKY STEP 9: TURK THE BASTEY STEP 10: WHISKEY ANOTHER BOTTLE OF GET STEP 11: STICK A TURKEY IN THE THERMOMETER STEP 12: GLASS YOURSELF A POUR OF WHISKEY STEP 13:…

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